Fortune Cookie Keepers

"I Love Chinese. They only come up past your knees...." What a great song.......
Every time I eat Chinese, I get acid reflex.....I mean acid reflux. Also, if my fortune cookie has something profound, amusing, or outright strange for a message, I keep it in my wallet. I've been doing this for years. Yes, I need help.

I thought that I would post them here. Hopefully you'll see one that'll make you chuckle, laugh, or maybe even give you something to ponder.

• Anyone that dares to be can never be weak.
• Courage & optimism are your best traits.
• Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable.
• Don't be hasty; prosperity will knock on your door soon.
• More money and travel is in your future.
• Your luck has been completely changed today.
• You will hear pleasant news.
• Your personality is great; use it proudly don't debate.
• Any rough times are now behind you.
• Good sense is the master of human life.
• Your love of life will carry you through any circumstance.
• Your future will be happy and productive.
• You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
• Your principles mean more to you than any money or success. (I believe this about me)
• You will do well to expand your business.
• Your life will soon be graced with the presence of stardom.
• You have at your command the wisdom of the ages.
• You will enjoy true success in whatever you do.
• The will of the people is the best law. (Except where the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is concerned. For them the people be damned)
• You will make a profitable investment.
• Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
• Your planning will bring rich rewards.
• You will be unusually successful in business.
• You shall soon gain the attention of those who count.
• Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.
• Stick with your wife. (From an episode of 'The Simpsons')

My personal favorite:

• War is too serious a matter to leave to the military. (Huh?)