Quotes So Good, I wish I Had Thought Of Them

Every so often, when I hear of a "classic" quote on TV, radio, or in print, I want to give it proper mention. These are so good, there's no need on my part to make a comment. In honor of this ideal, I bring to you three worthy lines:

• A caller on the Dan Patrick radio show, back in November, said the following: "It's George Bush's fault that Texas is in the Rose Bowl instead of California because George Bush is from Texas!"
• In February of 2002, Kordell Stewart was cut from the Pittsburgh Steelers in a salary cap move. Another caller to the Dan Patrick show: "I can't believe they cut Kordell during Black History Month!"
• On Tuesday, a caller on a CNN radio program said (paraphrase) "You know how Republicans are against physician-assisted suicide? Well, with George Bush trying to wreck the economy, and with him trying to eliminate social security, physician-assisted suicide is the only retirement plan option we'll have left."