Friday, February 25, 2005

Quotes So Good, I wish I Had Thought Of Them

Every so often, when I hear of a "classic" quote on TV, radio, or in print, I want to give it proper mention. These are so good, there's no need on my part to make a comment. In honor of this ideal, I bring to you three worthy lines:

  • A caller on the Dan Patrick radio show, back in November, said the following: "It's George Bush's fault that Texas is in the Rose Bowl instead of California because George Bush is from Texas!"
  • In February of 2002, Kordell Stewart was cut from the Pittsburgh Steelers in a salary cap move. Another caller to the Dan Patrick show: "I can't believe they cut Kordell during Black History Month!"
  • On Tuesday, a caller on a CNN radio program said (paraphrase) "You know how Republicans are against physician-assisted suicide? Well, with George Bush trying to wreck the economy, and with him trying to eliminate social security, physician-assisted suicide is the only retirement plan option we'll have left."

Monday, February 21, 2005

The End of Late Fees, Part 3

The Attorney General of New Jersey has filed suit against Blockbuster Inc., alleging that the movie and game rental chain violated New Jersey’s Consumer Fraud Act and Merchandise Advertising Regulations by failing to disclose key terms of its new “No More Late Fees” policy.

Good. Their policy is fraud, and I'm glad to see that they are going to be held accountable for it.

Readers of this blog know that I had discussed the deceptions of this policy back in Early January when Blockbuster announced the change to "No Late Fees". We keep you informed fast here, and damn proud to do it!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

A Prayer For The Dying......

It has finally happened. A professional sports league has canceled an entire season due to a labor impasse. The National Hockey League will not play a single game for the entire 2004-2005 season. Who is to blame for this? Gary Bettman? Bob Goodenow? The owners?

I blame the players. They are the product. They are the ones who put themselves out there on the ice, physically competing, taking the risk that they can be harmed irreparably for the rest of their lives. And for this, they are compensated. Handsomely. However, the game is over, so to speak, on their compensation. They can make the argument all they want how they have short careers, and that the risk to physical injury is high. Sure. And yet, the average salary of an NHL player is $1.2 million. That's more in one season than most people make in their lives. Think about it. It would take an average salary of $41,666.67 for 30 years to equal the same as the average ONE year salary of a player. Risk of injury? Players have guaranteed contracts. Get hurt; still get paid.

Why are the players "entitled" to high salaries, and the owners aren't? Why do the Detroit Red Wings, in the current environment, praying to reach the 3rd round of the playoffs JUST SO THAT THEY CAN BREAK EVEN? And to the player's union, that's ok? (Side thought: why are they called a union when no one has the same contract, and players are paid based upon merit? I've worked for a union; it doesn't work that way). Name for me another industry where salaries take up 75% of revenues, and is thriving. Can't? That's because business doesn't operate that way. What is the most successful sports league? The NFL, by far. Are you aware that it also has, by far, the hardest salary cap? There is no flexibility. Their cap is approximately $80 million, and that goes to 53 players (average of $1.5 million per player). The players "best offer" with a cap was $49 million for 25 players (average of $1.96 million per player). To quote Gary Bettman at his press conference on Wednesday "The NFL has revenues of 2.5 times the revenues that the NHL has." You can see how the NHL's revenues start to substantially tilt in the favor of the players.

What's that? No one put a gun to the owner's heads? They caused this situation themselves? Correct. They did. And now they're trying to fix it.

Actually, that's partially true. However, someone did put a proverbial gun to their heads: the media and to a lesser extent, the players themselves.

Again, the players. Let's say free agents over the last 10 years did not receive BIG contract offers from teams like the Red Wings, the Avalanche and the Rangers? That owners wanted to keep salaries down in favor of cost certaincy and "self-policing". What's the first word you would hear out of every player and union representative? Collusion. Then the league is dragged into federal court, and forced to defend themselves from trying to not create the very environment they find themselves in today. Ask Major League Baseball that story from the mid-to-late eighties.

How did the media put a gun to their heads? Let's examine Mike Ilitch, the owner of the Detroit Red Wings, the most valuable hockey franchise, and considered one of the best owners in the game. As you know, he is also the owner of Baseball's Detroit Tigers franchise. There, he was considered (and that perception, to some degree, still exists) a horrible owner. How can he be great in one league, and horrible in another? Media perception. Mr. Ilitch spends big money on his hockey salaries, and until recently, didn't spend big on baseball salaries. And the media CRUCIFIED him for this. Said he was an awful owner, that he was a cheapskate. Ironically, media perception now is that he is "overpaying" on player salaries in baseball, but that's an article for another day.

Today, I heard Doug Karsh on WXYT 1270AM make a completely asinine comment. He said, at the end of the day, it all comes down to greed, especially the greed of the owners. His two main points were that the owners are already millionaires, many times over, that they've got enough, and that they aren't thinking of "the little guy" who is getting harmed in all of this. Namely, the vendors, the people who are employed by the teams who make their money on game days parking cars, selling peanuts, etc. Let's examine these points.

The owners are rich. Yeah. So? They are also businessmen. The aren't going to stay rich by losing money. But even beyond that, the sheer audacity of that comment is flabbergasting. Who is he to say that they've got enough? What is the "magic number" of money that, once you achieve it, you need no more? Who is the arbiter of how much one person needs? How dare ANYONE tell another human that you've got enough, and you need no more! And by the way, that isn't what a salary cap does. The cap is liked to revenues. The more the league makes, the more the players can make. It's not $42.5 million forever.

And his other point, about everyone who is hurt by this situation. Sure, it is awful if anyone is out of a job, or loses income because of your peripheral ties to the lockout. It is extremely unfortunate. That being said, the next time there's a labor dispute here in Detroit with the Big 3 (soon to be Big 2, GM and Toyota) will Karsh and the media "feel the pain" of all the other, peripheral people harmed by it? I'm talking the suppliers and their suppliers, and the restaurants near the plants who also lose every time there's a strike or lockout involving the UAW? After all, there's a heckuva lot more people who are harmed every time this happens. I doubt it. I'm sure they'll side with the union against Big Business.

For me, the bottom line is this: owners set the rules for employment. They put up the capital, they employ the players, the front office, everyone. If the players don't like it, start your own league, or stay over in Europe when the NHL resumes. You know they won't, because it'll still be the highest paid hockey league in the world.

Want to talk real risk? Losing millions of dollars a year is risk!

Friday, February 11, 2005

Complete Disrespect For Life Follow-up....

It turns out that this story is false. The woman who reported seeing the baby tossed is actually the mother herself and has admitted to making the whole story up as a cover to hide the pregnancy from her family. She doesn't want the child, and will be giving him up for someone to adopt. She is currently under evaluation for psychiatric problems.

Thank God that this story is false. Just thinking about it again makes me mad. There has been an outpouring of love and support for "Johnny" (the hospital workers name for him). Everything from teddy bears to college funding have been offered. There have also been offers to adopt him as well. So this story looks like it will have a happy ending after all.

One question still troubles me. Where's the father? Does he even care what happens to his son? Apparently not. I wish that there could be some form of charges brought against him, be it child neglect, child abandonment, etc. After all, she didn't get pregnant by herself. Even with a hopeful happy ending, a sign of complete disrespect for life is here.

Complete Disrespect For Life

This story is vile and repulsive. Reading it almost made me cry.

Yesterday, a couple in North Fort Lauderdale, Florida tossed a small plastic bag out the window of their moving car. Inside of the bag was a newborn boy, 8 pounds, 2 ounces. He still had his umbilical cord attached, and, according to authorities, was approximately 1 hour old. He was found by a woman who, thinking it was a puppy that was tossed, stopped to collect him. To her dismay, she found the boy and took him immediately to police headquarters where he was transferred to Broward General Medical Center. The woman was described understandably as "very distraught, very upset''. Miraculously, the boy survived with minor injuries and was hospitalized in stable condition as of Friday.

What could possibly have driven these parents to such a disgusting act? There isn't an excuse on Earth that could possibly explain/forgive/rationalize this action. Florida state law lets a mother leave a baby at any medical facility or fire station within three days of birth without any questions asked. If she wanted to get rid of the child, this would've been the humane and decent thing to do. A newborn son would be adopted almost immediately. But no, these sorry excuses for human beings decided that a baby was no better or deserving of life than a rotten apple. What this shows me is that the baby was an "inconvenience" to the parents. To toss the baby like you would if you were leaving a bag of trash on the curb....words fail me. If they are ever identified, jail would not fit as punishment for this heinous of a crime. If they can so cavalierly treat the life of a brand newborn child as worthy of nothing, then their lives also are worthy of nothing. Execution.

I am absolutely sickened and horrified by this story. These overgrown piles of putrid protoplasm. G.D. Bastards!!!

Thursday, February 03, 2005


The captured U.S. soldier..... Posted by Hello

.....is a member of a highly trained special missions force: G.I. Joe! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

A Real American Hero

"He'll fight for freedom, wherever there's trouble. G.I. Joe is there....."

The war in Iraq has taken on a whole new level, as G.I. Joe has entered the fray. There's no better way to take on Iraqi terrorists than with Duke, Stalker, Gung-Ho, and the rest after years of fighting that major terrorist network Cobra. However, the fight is not without consequence. G.I. Cody has been captured by the Mujahedeen Brigades. They have posted a picture on their web site, claiming that he will be executed and beheaded if female and male prisoners are not released from American prisons within 72 hours. I figure that's plenty of time to send in Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow to free him. Or, at the very least, we could send in the black ninjas that Bill Clinton wanted to send in to the terrorist training camps back in the mid-90's. After all, he said, "That'll scare the s@#% out of them!"

I think this whole episode goes to show the level of desperation that these savages are starting to show. They realize, especially after an over 60% turnout for the elections last Sunday, that the people there truly do want freedom. (Now if we could only get our liberal friends here in America to realize that, yes, the Iraqi people DO want to be free). The terrorists want to maintain their control over every aspect of the people's lives, and will stop at nothing to keep the power. But if history has shown us anything, it's that freedom always wins over oppression. Think about it. The religious oppression of Europe leading to the early settlers, the American Revolution against British rule, the fall of Nazism, Fascism, and Communism, the list goes on. The human spirit wants to be free. It's a God given right, not to just Americans, but to all people. It'll take time, but the war will be won against tyranny and terrorists. My concern would be if the terrorists line up with Cobra Commander and Destro.......